Funny Craigslist Job Posting
Today I was searching for new employment and came across this ad on Craigs List
I am looking for a local designer with excellent skills in design, and some knowledge of various web technologies. I run a local web development company, but business is getting out of control. I need a partner to help me take on jobs that I can’t do myself, and assist in expanding my business.
I can teach you anything I know, and you don’t have to be an expert programmer or even know about the whole process, but you have to be an awesome designer. I need a reliable person who won’t fuck up a deadline, and who can handle multiple jobs. And I need a person who I can get along with. Im 28, I swear like a sailor, I smoke, I drink, and I bust my ass all day every day. This is my life, and I want someone who takes making money AND the web as seriously as I do.
If you suck ass at design, but kick ass at development and programming in LAMP environments, send me your info.
Bonuses - you have a laptop, you can come over to my place and work with me on larger projects, and 4:20 is your favorite time of the day.
Don’t call if - You are a mediocre designer and have little experience in web development. If you are kick ass designer, but like to slack off. If you are a priss and my attitude bothers you. Send along a resume or Cirriculum Vitae, references if you have them. At the very least send me work you have done and a bit about yourself.
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